The Zombpocalypse Explained
Have you ever wondered what can go wrong to bring about the Zombpocalypse? Well…no need to wonder, this comic strip should explain it all LIKE A MOFO!
CDC Warns Of Zombie Apocalypse
A lot of folks have laughed at me through the years as I warned of the coming zombie apocalypse, but now my warnings have seemed to go mainstream as the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention issued a warning to be prepared in their blog. OK, I know what you are thinking and no, I don’t really think that hordes of the undead will rise and try to eat our brains! (Some unknown disease may create zombie type mutants in the future, but that is another story!) What I do think is that you can make survival training and preparation more interesting by using worst case scenarios such as a zombpocalypse. After all, if you are prepared for zombies, a hurricane or earthquake would be nothing in comparison to survive. The CDC is using the zombie scenario to promote their new survival preparedness campaign in the same manner. With the popularity of Call of Duty’s Nazi Zombies, Resident Evil, Zombieland and many others, it’s a no brainer for the CDC to try and cash in on hot topic to help their campaign. Here is a link to the Fox News story about the blog post. I applaud them for their efforts but haven’t they ever watched a zombie movie? CDC survivor compounds are the last place you want to go to avoid being zombified!
The real deal is that you and your family should have plans for basic survival in the event of any emergency…flood, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, terrorism and even civil unrest. Even if it is just a bug out plan or 2-3 weeks of food and water, it doesn’t hurt to plan ahead. With the wacky weather and crazy terrorists lately, who knows what will happen tomorrow. One of the forums I help maintain is called PAZRT.com (Pennsylvania Zombie Response Team) and it has been very popular for over a year now. The forum is designed so members can discuss survival aspects, planning, weapons, gear, etc., but in a light hearted anti zombie atmosphere! It makes it fun for everyone while keeping the training informative and focused.
So, next time you hear someone talking about the zombie apocalypse…maybe you should pay attention instead of laughing them off. When disaster strikes, it is up to you to survive…don’t depend on the government to hold your hand! Even the government doesn’t trust the government. With a little training and planing, you can survive any situation LIKE A MOFO!
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