The Zombpocalypse Explained
Have you ever wondered what can go wrong to bring about the Zombpocalypse? Well…no need to wonder, this comic strip should explain it all LIKE A MOFO!
May 21st, 2011 – The Rapture is Near!
So what do you guys make of this rapture business? There are signs and bill boards all over claiming that Jesus is coming back and the rapture will begin on May 21st, 2011! But don’t worry, that’s not the end of the world…that happens on October 21st, 2011! This hype seems to be originated from this webpage: http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/ by the eBible people and being heavily promoted by familyradio.com. It’s all based on bible math:
TIMING OF IMPORTANT EVENTS IN HISTORY
11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).
4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).
33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).
1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).
1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).
2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).
ONE DAY IS AS 1000 YEARS
I don’t know about you, but none of that makes sense to me! But I guess bible math isn’t an exact science and that idea tends to get me in trouble with the bible thumpers! Sure, I believe in God but I think he is the being that started the big bang that created life and eventually lead to the evolution of mankind. I also don’t think that we are alone in this big universe. To believe that God created the entire universe just for us is naive! My problem is with religion itself. Church is a business…it runs on money and personally, I don’t think God cares if you go to church to show you believe. If you believe in your heart, then God knows! Keep your checkbook in your pocket! However, I digress…back to this rapture thing. The choice is yours. The chances are 50/50 and come Sunday morning, we will all know who was wrong! I really don’t think it will happen, but if it does, I hope it is zombies! We can deal with the dead rising, but man…if it is solar flares or dino killing comets, we’re all toast LIKE A MOFO!
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