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The People of Wal-Mart

Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ve probably seen or at least heard of the popular website called “People of Wal-Mart!”  It’s a wonderful showcase of some of America’s finest specimens caught on camera being ‘themselves’ at their local Wal-Mart!  “So, why is that so funny?”  Well visit the site and find out!  http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Or, you can just watch the new music video from jessicafrech:

Ah, good times!  One of my favorite things to do at while shopping is Wal-Mart Bingo!  Just print a few cards out for the family and the first one to complete a row wins his/her choice of beef jerky at the check out!

Walmart Bingo

Walmart Bingo

So, what is the attraction to Wal-Mart for the general public?  Is it the quality products or the huge variety of merchandise?  After all, Sam Walton, founder of

Wal-Martian

Wal-Martian

Wal-Mart, once said, “If we don’t stock it, you don’t need it!”  No, I think it is more than that…I think it is the social interaction!  Really!  Did you watch the video above?  Where else can you go to see such a cross section of the American people?  You got your preppies, crack heads, check bouncers, window lickers, rednecks, hoodlums, horny teenagers, gangster wannabe’s, creepers and maybe even a few normal under the radar kinda people.  Where else can you actually go to feel good about yourself!  I’ve even seen the crack heads laughing at other people!  That is the draw that Wally World has on us!  It isn’t the low prices or the special deals.  It sure isn’t the customer service or the free toaster from the in store banking center.  Oh no, my friends…it’s the freak show!  You gotta admit that we all love a good freak show!  And Wal-Mart is society at its best!  It’s the guarantee that when you walk out of there, you are gonna feel good about your self (and save a few bucks at the same time!)

So there you go!  put on your Sunday best, round up the family and head down to your local Wal-Mart for a fun filled evening of shopping and entertainment!  You never know what you may encounter.  You may even be the one getting your freak on LIKE A MOFO!


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