Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently Louisiana.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of
Yep, common, everyday water.
this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
In case you didn’t realize what this article is about, Dihydrogen monoxide is a less common name for water. Yep, good ‘ole H2O! This just goes to show how something can get all blown out of proportion LIKE A MOFO!
Going Green Makes Me See Red
A common site these days..."Go Green" Logo
Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ve probably noticed the new trend of becoming Green. Green as in Earth friendly. Electric cars, recycled paper products, biodegradable plastic…companies are tripping over each other in efforts to come up with the next big thing in Green! Well, some of makes me cringe! Sure, I think we need to cut back refuse and handle waste more effectively, but it seems that a lot of these new ‘Green’ products sacrifice quality for the sake of being labeled Earth friendly! For example, lets look at light bulbs!
The 1st light bulb was built by Humphry Davy (an Englishman) in 1809. Thomas Alva Edison improved the invention and based his improvements on a
Centennial Light in Livermore, CA will be celebrating it's 110th year on June 18th, 2011!
patent he purchased from inventors Henry Woodward & Matthew Evans who patented their bulb in 1875. There is even a light bulb in Livermore, CA that has been burning since 1901. I can’t even get a modern light bulb to last more than 2 months in my porch light! Why? Because modern bulbs are built with green technology in an attempt to make them use less energy. This not only affects the longevity of the product but also cuts the quality of light output. Many incandescent bulbs today are dim and yellow in color. I often think this is also a ploy to force consumers to purchase the newer compact fluorescent lamps or CFL’s. They promise brighter light output, longer life and huge energy savings for the planet!
Well, guess what! I tried them in every room in my house at a substantial cost increase over regular incandescent bulbs and I did not notice any difference in my electric bill. The bulbs did not last any longer than the incandescents and I found that disposal of old CFL’s is difficult. CFL’s contain a small amount of Mercury that can be hazardous to humans and pets if broken int he home or exposed to landfills and water supplies. Hmmm…interesting! CFL’s are supposed to be good for the Earth but are actually more dangerous than regular bulbs! Kind of ironic, I’d say! Did you know that there are even different CFL’s for different applications? I learned the hard way with one I had installed in a sideways mounted light socket. After several weeks, we smelled something hot in the basement and tracked it down to the CFL that was still lit but smoldering from it’s base where the glass tubing started. I would say without a doubt tht it would have caused a fire if we hadn’t found it quickly. Sylvania claimed that the bulb was made for upright lighting fixtures and was not recommended for inverted fixture applications. Caveat emptor!
So stuff like this really boils my blood. Many companies are just trying to ride the wave of going green in order to cash in on the latest rage. Maybe going green with recycled paper and biodegradable bottles isn’t such a bad thing, but when these new fangled green products can burn your house down or poison your family, maybe we need to rethink the whole idea. There are definately some things that we can do to help preserve the planet and it’s inhabitants but I still insist that under 300 years of industrialized mankind cannot destroy billions of years of planetary existence! The Earth is resilient too, if we were to all disappear one day, there would be little evidence of our existence after a short period of time. The Earth will always reclaim what is hers. We are just guests on this big blue planet. I know one thing, I better never see a product made from recycled toilet paper! I’ll be done with that LIKE A MOFO!
Bigfoot. Fact or Fiction?
Some of you made have heard of the latest Bigfoot evidence that surfaced on May 24th, 2011. While filming her friends on a hiking trip in Spokane, WA, a girl inadvertently captured Bigfoot trudging through the woods with her iPhone! So there we have it! Finally, video evidence of the mythological creature that has been eluding both novice and expert Bigfoot hunters for decades, right? Ummm, not so fast there skippy! As with all irrefutable video evidence, a flurry of experts came out of the woodwork to cry HOAX! As the debate continues, I’m not sure if I am sold either. Here is the video…
The video looks good, but almost too good! That is part of the problem with it’s authenticity. However, some of the critics really make me laugh. “No, that’s not Bigfoot…the gate is all wrong! His head is too big. Legs are too short.” Have you ever seen a Bigfoot? How the hell do you now what it is supposed to look like? And then they all want to check the credibility of the witness. Like redneck #1 is more creditable than redneck #2. However, I digress…it’s really no wonder that there is so much doubt and disbelief abound when these videos surface, the amount of proven and/or admitted hoaxes far out weighs the number of unexplainable footage. For some reason, people seem to think they can pull one over on the world with fake evidence! They just don’t realize that their technology is probably not as good as the expert’s technology is!
As I said, I am on the fence with this video. While researching the video, some references were made to another video claiming that is was hoaxed, but I did not find the video mentioned. You can be the judge! This article is focusing on the phenomena of hoaxers and hoaxing. What makes people try to pull
Alien Body Hoax
hoaxes? I think it is the attention and the promise of 15 seconds of fame. Maybe they want to test their skills against the established experts with the slim chance of pulling off a good one! They might even be a little crazy! It’s probably a combination of all of these things that make hoaxers do what they do! Some hoaxes are good and some are so bad that they make you laugh! Two recent examples…the 3 foot alien body found in Siberia and the Bigfoot body found and put on ice in a big cooler. Both were pretty obvious fakes but they both managed to attract a lot of media attention. My theory stands…the hoaxers got the attention that they were looking for! Although, there is a price to pay for your moment of fame. Everyone that remembers your hoax will remember you as a crazy attention whore that was out looking for fame. Why would someone put their social life on the rocks for this kind of attention? That is the part that blows my mind. Not to mention that some hoaxes may be criminal acts and punishable by law.
I’ve read stories about the Kecksburg, PA UFO siting that happened many years ago. There were a number of witnesses and most of them still stick to their stories to this day even though many have been labeled as non stable nut cases. In this case, I think something did indeed happen. It may have not been an alien crash site, but something happened in Kecksburg and the government covered it up. Same thing in Roswell, NV. Many people witnessed an event and have been labeled as wacko’s for their public accounts. I do believe something happened in Roswell. Not sure what, but something happened. Just the fact that the government denies the existence of Area 51 is enough reason to discredit most of what they have to say about these incidents!
Would the real Bigfoot please stand up?
Personally, I do believe that there are Bigfoot’s out there. I also believe that there are UFO’s, ghosts and probably even a Loch Ness Monster. The world is a big place and there is still a lot of areas that we haven’t explored. The possibility that there are “things” out there that we haven’t captured or killed is very large. One day, we may have the evidence that we need to believe but only if the experts don’t want to not believe so much that they over look the truth. Real encounters may already be getting filed in the hoax folder because so many people are crying wolf. One day, when real evidence is at hand, we all may be so desensitized that we will dismiss it as another hoax.
All in all, hoaxes can be enlightening and entertaining but they really are a big nuisance. I can’t even imagine the amount of money and resources that have been invested in researching and disproving all the hoaxes over the years. Not just Bigfoot, but all the mysteries of the world. The truth is out there and when we are ready to know it will all become visible. But until then, if you are thinking about pulling a hoax in order to become popular or famous…think again. Maybe you should focus your skills on something more constructive in order to acheive fame and wealth…check out this video and some of the related videos and enjoy. For the real researchers out there, keep those cameras rolling LIKE A MOFO!
Weather Apocalypse?
How many of you have seen the movie, “The Day After Tomorrow” which came out in 2004? Good movie! Interesting story line and cool special effects. It
"The Day After Tomorrow" -2004 Release
was about a Paleoclimatologist, named Jack Hall, who stumbled onto the cause of a sudden climatic change that triggered a new ice age that quickly affects the entire northern hemisphere. The movie goes on to show examples of what a sudden climate change could do on a global scale. It started with a series of freak, powerful tornadoes that ravaged Los Angels, basket ball sized hail that destroys entire cities, floods in New York City, deep freeze in Scotland and England…and the list of weather related catastrophe goes on! It was a good, entertaining movie and a lot of people took it for just that. Not many people believe that the climate change could have such a sudden effect on our world as the movie portrayed. This may be true, but don’t forget…Hollywood only had 124 minutes to tell the story!
In real life, a drastic climate change could take years or even centuries. But the effects can be seen immediately. Such as an increase in deadly tornadic activity, severe flooding, wild temperature changes and active hurricane seasons. Now, I’m not much of a believer in premonitions and such, but has anyone stopped to compare the similarities of “The Day After Tomorrow” to what is happening with our weather today? I think you know where I’m heading now! Sometimes art does imitate life and this may be one such case! Now don’t get me wrong…global warming is bullshit! Man could not have even come close to destroying a planet within 100 years of industrialization…I just don’t buy that. However, the planet has it’s own agenda and it doesn’t care if we are here or not. Every 100,000 years or so, there seems to be evidence of climate change and some form of ice age. The last estimated ice age or glacial period was 110,000 years ago. I’m no mathematician or scientist but to me, that means we are over due!
Global warming is mainly just a ploy devised by politicians with an agenda designed to please the tree hugging factions around the world. After all, if everyone is afraid of man made global climate change…anything can be rammed down our throats! Tree huggers get what they want, politicians get paid with money and more votes and we get a constant list of things that we can’t do anymore! The fact is that it is a natural cycle of the Earth that is affecting our weather. There is nothing we can do about it. We are just guests on this rock and we have to live by it’s rules. The tree huggers just like to make it their business to to take credit for the weather apocalypse!
Tornado
Unlike the movie…the climate change will not have such sudden affects on our lives. There will be deadly tornadoes as we have seen recently in the Mid West Outbreak, Joplin and Springfield. There will be an increase in destructive hurricanes this season as reports have already indicated. Global temperatures may rise a few degrees and I’m sure there will be more flooding across the United States and other countries. But there won’t be sudden sub zero deep freezes or 100 foot snow falls. Not yet anyway. We will have time to adapt to the changing weather and we will survive as a species. The big difference between us and early mankind is that we have technology to help us survive. Early man had fur loin cloths and animal hide tents to live in. Not good for surviving the elements! We have the ability to build structures that can withstand tornadoes, hurricanes and arctic cold. We can also grow food indoors and we have tools to predict what is coming in advance. In my opinion, that gives us better than average odds for survival in comparison to our prehistoric ancestors!
So, go out this weekend and rent “The Day After Tomorrow” and enjoy the show. Implement ways to protect yourself and your family from immediate weather danger such as building a storm shelter or packing a bug out kit to take with you to higher ground. Tell congress to go pound sand over global warming! Climate change is natural and unstoppable so don’t force us to pay the price for it! We want cars with V8 engines because electric cars suck LIKE A MOFO!
Space – The Final Frontier
Gliese-581d
Well folks, it looks like the USA has stepped out from the space race after a great 60 year run. Under the reign of Obama, NASA is facing massive budget cuts, pending layoffs and the death of the Shuttle program with no clear replacement in sight. Obama’s answer is for us to pay the Russians $51 Million per seat for rides to and from the International Space Station. There you have it…we officially lost the space race! We have just succumbed to over 60 years of keeping ahead of the Russians and now they own us! Sad. Very sad! Sure, a lot of people may think that space exploration is a giant waste of money, but I disagree…I think space exploration is a valid and justifiable expense that we need to be involved in. Hell, astronomers just discovered an Earth like planet called Gliese 581d only 20 light years from Earth. The only thing holding us back is scientific advancements in propulsion. With the Obama budget cuts, the day mankind leaves the solar system may never come. We may never even make it to Mars or back to the Moon for that matter!
It was sad to hear that my kids didn’t even get to watch Shuttle Endeavor’s launch, last Monday morning, at school. It was the last flight she will ever have and also the second to last shuttle flight ever! I can still remember my younger days when the entire nation was fascinated with the shuttle and space programs. News coverage was on every channel. Today, your lucky to see it mentioned on the 6 o’clock news at all. It’s really a disgrace to all the 
past and present heroes that have put their lives on the line for their country. It’s also a disgrace for the government to drop the space program like a hot potato! My suggestion is to promote it, build it up and make a challenge to reach Mars by 2012 much like JFK did in the 60′s! Lets get this county pumped up with something good to believe in! With victory, we rejoice as a nation…if tradjedy happens, we mourn as a nation. The space program is one of those thing that Americans can unite over and feel good about. And let me tell you, this nation needs that LIKE A MOFO!
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