Keep Your Powder Dry

Well loyal readers, I’m sure you have been anxiously waiting for me to comment on the current events concerning the proposed gun ban and I’m sure I won’t disappoint!  Obama and his gang of Constitutional marauders have launched an all out attack on the 2nd Amendment in the name of the 20 poor children killed in Newtown, CT and apparently they think that nothing in their way will stop them including the U.S. Constitution.  Obama and his supporters want all semi auto rifles, handguns and shotguns off the streets.  They went as far to say that if their proposed gun ban was in effect, those 20 children would be alive today despite the fact that the weapons used by Adam Lanza were all legally owned by his Mother and wold have been even if this ban was in effect.  Mr. Lanza did not care about any laws and decided to shoot his Mother’s face off and steal her guns.  The fact is that neither current laws or outlandishly constructed proposed laws would not have stopped that deranged lunatic from his path of evil doing.  So, why should every law abiding U.S. gun owner pay for his sins?   It sounds crazy but this is exactly the way Obama, Feinstein and all the other gun grabbing wacko’s want.  These people should actually be embarrassed by their draconian proposals designed to destroy our freedoms as well as campaigning efforts.  They have resorted to parading children and shooting victims around just like Hitler did when he launched his gun confiscation tactics in pre war Germany.

Feinstein has a real hardon for our guns! Tell her to go to hell!

So, why would Obama want to ban guns other than to save the children, you ask?  Because big government is afraid of it’s people.  They do not want us to be armed.  Armed citizens are free citizens and they cannot completely institute their utopian socialistic plans with masses of armed, freedom loving people out there!  So the steps are quite clear, ban guns, register guns…confiscate guns.  Then and only then can they crush freedom and turn America into a government dependent nation of peasants that they enthusiastically dream of!  I wouldn’t even be surprised if it is discovered that the powers that be had commissioned acts of horrendous evil such as those committed by Adam Lanza and James Holmes.  So many people are  too complacent with their comfortable life and they just choose to believe everything that the government says but we really should heed to that age old adage, “Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see!”   People like Obama and Feinstein are bent on doing things their way and will not let anything stop them.  They truly believe that they are superior than you and I and that they have to tell us what to do and how to live or we will all just die from stupidity!

Take for example…the Eastern Outdoor Sportsman’s Show, held annually in Harrisburg, Pa, announced that they were banning the display and sale of all tactical type weapons at this year’s show.  An overwhelming grassroots movement started a boycott and vendor after vendor pulled out of the show in an amazing show of support!  The show’s organizers were forced to announce postponement without any rescheduling due to the boycott!  A clear victory for 2nd Amendment supporters but in the eyes of the anti gun crowd, the boycott was an act of terrorism that robbed hunters and fishermen of their beloved show and railroaded a possible $20 million in revenues from the Harrisburg area!  Again, these liberal assholes got it wrong!  It was actually  a shot across the bow from 2nd Amendment supporters and a sign of what is to come to all those that want to wipe their asses with the Constitution!  It’s a painful lesson to the extreme left but unfortunately it is one that they will not learn easily.  It will have to happen more for them to even acknowledge that their point of view is not correct or even warranted by the majority of citizens.

Ok, so this is all fine and dandy but still…why do we need semi auto weapons and 30 round mags?  It’s simple…the 2nd Amendment was not written to protect hunting.  It was written to insure that Americans will always have the power to defend themselves against a tyrannical government or anything else that might threaten our freedom and liberty and it was written clearly and definitively that this right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed!  The 2nd Amendment is the one Amendment that guarantees that all the other Amendments exist.  Once we loose our arms and means to defend ourselves then it will be easy for them to take all our other rights!   I for one would never want to go into battle with a well armed government with only .22′s and hunting rifles!  This is why we must keep our AR15′s and AK47′s.  This is why they don’t want us to have them.  It has nothing to do with the children or saving lives, but it does have everything to do with oppression and domination.  Wake up people!  Say no to these attacks on yours and my freedom!  Even if you don’t own a gun, call or email your congressional representatives and tell them you insist that they vote NO on all gun control legislation!  Remind them that they were elected by you to represent you in government and not to go along with the flow.  They are the peoples voice and they must listen to it!  If they do come for your guns, remember those five glorious words made famous by Charlton Heston…”From My Cold Dead hands!”  Molon Labe Motherfuckers…Like a Mofo!

 

Our rights are being threatened from all directions!

This has been a rough couple weeks for the good citizens of the USA.  Our rights are being attacked from every angle!  Politicians want to ban restaurants from opening in city boundaries due to executive beliefs.  Gun grabbers are running rampid with talks of gun, ammo and magazine bans…even the United Nations is in on the action.  I don’t even want to talk about Obamacare!  This world is getting ugly, people!  The United States used to be an oasis in a sea of third world shit hole attitude but no so much any more.  I don’t know what is scarier, the power hungry, nurturing politicians or the over abundance of sheep ready to give up their last freedoms and rights so the government can provide for them as long as they live?

It started with young Jimmy Holmes walking into a crowded movie theater and wasting 12 people and wounding dozens more.  An act of brutal savageness

I’m sure this whack job had lots of “Second Chances” handed out by the very same liberals that want blame guns for his crime!

for sure but why is everyone so quick to blame the gun?  The gun is an inanimate object that is not capable of killing anyone.  It’s the system that failed those poor souls killed and wounded in Colorado.  The system that left this nut case walk around the streets.  There is no way you can tell me that Holmes did not display signs of “fucking craziness!!  Normal people do not shoot up a movie theater!  The dude was not normal!  So there, now that that’s out of the way, why didn’t his shrink, teacher or someone notice that he is a whack job?  No, it’s far easier for the anti-gun crowd to blame the semi auto sporting rifle for the mayhem!  I especially hate the comments that no citizen needs to own a semi auto rifle with a high capacity mag.  Do you really want to live in a society where only the cops and military have these types of weapons.  If the time ever comes that we need to defend our rights from the tyrannical government, I sure don’t want to be fighting an oppressive government with .22′s and hunting rifles!  In case you haven’t noticed, even the IRS is armed with automatic weapons!  Like it or not, our right to own these guns is what keeps us free and I am not about to give up my rights…not to Obama, Romney or any other left wing zombie.  Same with the UN…stay the hell out of our business!  If any one of our so called leaders had half a testicle, they would tell the UN to go fuck themselves!  This is the United States of Fucking America!  Act like it, douche bags!  We don’t have to bow to Sheiks, we don’t have to suck up to UN delegates…we have nukes for Christ Sake!  Grow some balls and let us be the world power we once used to be!

It’s just a restaurant, people…calm down.

Ok, now that you got me all riled up, how about this Chick-Fil-A stuff?  So a restaurant exec states that he doesn’t agree with same sex marriage…along comes some politicians that try to block the restaurant from opening new stores in certain cities.  All of the liberals start crawling out of the woodwork raising a stink and pretty soon, we have national boycotts and media blitzes all over the fact that someone expresses his right to an opinion.  No one was barred service and no one was discriminated against.  No one except the business itself.  Last time I checked, we the people have the right to express our opinions and not be banned, harassed and run out of business because of it.  If you don’t like what he said, don’t buy his chicken sandwich!  Why do liberals always want to force their ideas down everyone Else’s throat.  “We need gun control, we need government health care, we need gay marriage!”  What we need is less whining and complaining from you freaking people and more fucking support for the country.  Let’s say you succeed in putting Mr.  Chick-Fil-A outta business.  Woot for you but wait, you also just succeeded in putting thousands of workers out of work.  Oh, yeah…unfortunate side effect of radical left thinking!  But than again, who cares…your savior, Obama, will take care of all of them with more welfare, low income housing and drugs for everyone!  There goes the deficit that much more!  It’s no wonder that inflation is up, unemployment is up and the average family income is down!  It’s all because you cry baby, know it all ass wipes think you know what is best for everyone!   When in fact, you couldn’t survive on your own in the real working world without someone paying your way!

Here is what I suggest to all the left wing, radical, government loving, same sex marrying, gun grabbing red neck hating nut jobs out there…shut the fuck up, mind your business, get a job and leave the rest of us alone!  We want our country back…and there are people left that will fight for it LIKE A MOFO!

A Letter from America

To whom it may concern,

By the time you read this, it may be too late for me.  I had a good run and I have many accomplishments to my name since my birth 236 years ago.  But don’t worry about me just as you haven’t for the last few decades.  You are not alone either, my cries for help have fallen on many deaf ears for some time.  In my glory days, I had millions of loyal supporters that pledged allegiance to me and revered my anthem at public events.  I was majestic and patriotic !  I was more than an idea on a piece of paper.  I was the inspiration for prosperity and power to many and feared by evil in every dark corner of the world.  Immigrants came from near and far to be embraced by my solidarity, often at great risk to them and their families.  My colors have flown over every land, sea and even on other worlds as a tribute to my power, compassion and glory.

Help save America before it is too late

But alas, in these days of late…my status has become tarnished and saddened by those that lead my people.  Leaders that are elected by the masses but decided to lead by doing what is best for themselves and not the people.  Leaders that commit treason on a daily basis and just get away with it because the people have become complacent.   My colors are no longer so bold and my stars no longer shine so bright.  I am often harassed and humiliated by other inferior countries and their people with no retributions.  My protectors have been put in harms way, my flag has been desecrated and the rights of my people have been attacked by terrorists foreign and domestic.  My forefathers once had a vision of how great I would be and plans were drawn up for all to follow, but the leaders of today have snuffed every spark of greatness from my existence and all but destroyed the plan for freedom.

In my years, I have weathered many times of turmoil, darkness and destruction like the Civil War, 9/11 and Katrina.  I have also risen from slumber to put an end to evil during the World Wars and other battles of oppression but these last years of ignorance and denial have taken a heavy toll on me.  I cannot provide freedom and democracy on my name alone.  If I don’t have the hearts and minds of the people than I have nothing to build on, little to provide and no reason to continue on.  I fear that if the people continue to turn the other cheek and ignore the atrocities of this government, all will be lost.  Everything that we accomplished in 236 years will be reverted back to oppression and disparity for all.  Many will suffer and few will prosper.  This is not what my forefathers had envisioned and not what I want to exist for.

Please wake up and fight for what you want.  I know you do not want big government that will oppress and restrict your freedoms.  I know that you do not

Founding Fathers

want your rights to be taken away forever.  I am positive that you do not want to live in the shadow of the government or that of one man.  The government should be of the people, by the people and for the people.   Accept no less.  Ask not what your country can do for you but what can you do for your country!  I have been the support and profound inspiration for many through out history but now I am in need of your support to save me.  Don’t just shed a tear and turn away.  I am your country and right now…I need you LIKE A MOFO!

Sincerely yours,

The United States of America

Is it just me?

I had a dream last night.  In this dream, I woke up for work like a do every morning but this day was different than the others.  As I got in my car and proceeded to make my way to the high way, I noticed that there was no other traffic, no parked cars no lights on in any other houses.  The city was abandoned.  There were no signs of life anywhere…I was the last person on Earth!  At first, this gave me an uneasy feeling but as I pressed on, coursing through the vacant streets, I began to enjoy my new found loneliness on the city streets!  But then, just as I headed for a nice open stretch of high way, some freaking asshole pulled right out in front of me and I had to drive 35 mph for the rest of my dream!  So goes the saying, “If I were the last person on Earth, some asshole would still pull out in front of me!”

It’s true and never seems to fail!  It’s not that I am even in a hurry or anything, it’s just the fact that these simple humans can’t bear to wait 5 seconds for a car to pass…oh no, they just have to pull out first and be in front.  Even though they fully intend on driving 15 miles below the posted speed limit.  People, if you want to drive like a dumb ass…please let the normal people go first!  The other day, some douche bag in a ugly ass SUV painted some color that no one in their right mind would even consider buying, pulled out in front of me and proceeded to drive between 30 and 50 mph the whole way to work.  Notice I said BETWEEN 30 and 50?  That’s because he would speed up then slow down…constantly!  Then it gets even better! He would cross the yellow line every time a car was coming in the opposite direction!  I really thought I had a front row seat for a disastrous crash that was going to happen at any second!  Somehow, this guy made it to the high way without a major head on crash luckily he turned the opposite direction from where i was heading.  As we parted ways, he car behind me decides that he has had enough and passes me on the 4 lane highway.  He had all 4 cylinders screaming out a horrible exhaust note that was amplified by the 5 inch diameter exhaust pipe that he had cleverly hung from the back of his Honda.  Hat on backwards, teeth gritted together, crouched over the wheel like he was driving a crotch rocket…he managed to just barely pass me before whipping the car back into my lane forcing me to tap my brakes!  Obviously, I have had enough of this joker and pulled into the hammer lane and proceeded to introduce him to 200 hp from a real 4 cylinder engine!  I proudly single finger saluted him as I cruised on by, but I doubt he even saw it as he was fumbling with his stereo or something.

Hey you Jagoff!!

Point is, what the fuck is wrong with people?  These are only two examples of some of the shit I see daily.  A few years ago, I had a guy cut me off at a red light.  He apparently got tired of waiting and decided to come up the shoulder and make the same right turn that I was about to do after I yielded to traffic turning from the opposite lane.  Well, he speeds around me, almost t-bones a car from the opposite lane.  I fall in behind him and express my displeasure of his dick move with a nice serving of high beams.  As we approach a speed of40 mph, he decides a brake check is in order and all but stops right in the middle of the road!  Not a good idea as he was driving a small import of some type and I was right on his bumper in a 7000 pound 1984 Suburban!  If I wasn’t already expecting this dumb ass to brake check me, I would have probably drove right over him killing everyone inside the car!  I seriously get the feeling that these dick bag drivers actually think they are good drivers!  They have no idea that they are in the wrong.  That is what is really scary.  We are sharing the world with scores of dip shits that don’t deserve to pilot a vehicle over the open roads.  They are the probably the same people that abuse animals and look at kiddie porn on the internet!  Only a sick mutha fucker would look at an oncoming car and feel the urge to pull right out in front of it!

Oh, and while I am on a fucking rant…what is the big deal with using turn signals?  It’s a simple, little lever on the side of your steering column!  All you have to do is lift it up or press down on it to indicate which direction you would like to turn!  It’s not like donating a fucking kidney or something!  You don’t have to buy the guy behind you dinner or anything!  It’s just a simple fucking courtesy!  Oh…courtesy.  That’s what this is all about.  Most people on the roads have no courtesy in their entire piece of shit bodies.  “Fuck the other guy!”  That is what goes through their minds as they disobey one traffic law after another just to get a leg up on the other driver.  Hey, I can appreciate that you are in a hurry or whatever, but you don’t have to drive like an asshole!  My internet nickname is Rocketfoot so I’m sure you can imagine that I like to engage in some spirited driving at times.  I have even been known to partake in a red light brawl from time to time.  But I drive safely and I am courteous to other drivers.  If you are cruising down the road, I am going to wait until you pass before I pull the fuck out!  If I do decided to catch up and pass you on a safe stretch, I’d appreciate if you don’t take it personally and try and speed up as I go by!  And

Put the shit down and DRIVE!

the next time you are trying to text on your cell phone, eat a Big Mac or finger banging your old lady through her pretty pink panties while behind the wheel, just remember that you are probably the asshole I am talking about that is swerving all over the road, speeding up, slowing down, not using your blinkers and generally just driving like a fucking retard!  Do yourself (and all the rest of us normal drivers) a big favor and pull over.  Get out of your car and throw your keys as far as you can!  You do not deserve to drive a vehicle.  Driving is a privilege, not a right so I’d rather see you ride a bicycle rather than pilot a 3000 pound gasoline powered projectile.  You are the reason that our insurance is out of this world and you are also the number one reason that innocent people are killed or injured at the hands of stupid drivers all over the world.  And by the way, the next time you drive like a dick and then try to confront me for being pissed off about it…just remember that I always have a loaded .45 caliber handgun within reach!  Maybe if we were allowed to shoot stupid fucking people in this country, just maybe everyone would be a little more courteous to each other!  Drive LIKE A MOFO…I’ll be watching!  And I know it’s not just me!

Zombies…What is all the hype about?

Unless you live under a rock, you have probably noticed the uprising in zombie related occurrences lately.  No, I’m not talking about the actual dead rising from their graves and feeding on human flesh or even the hordes of Obama Zombies that still think he is doing a good job…I’m talking about the zombie mythology going mainstream.  In addition to the usual zombie mentions around Halloween, there has been a lot more popularity this year.  Respected ammunition manufacturer, Hornady, has released it’s new Zombie Max Ammo line with unprecedented zombie take down power.  Guns & Ammo Magazine has started the Zombie Nation blog where they are posting important information about zombies to help you survive the impending zombie apocalypse.  Even mainstream mail order catalog companies like Brownell’s have started websites selling zombie hunting and survival merchandise!

Zombie Max Ammo

To go even further, there have been several shows on the TV about Zombies.  The most notable was on the History Channel just before Halloween.  It was called ‘Zombies:  A Living History’ and it was actually a pretty good documentary on the history of Zombies, both in real life and in mythology.  The 2 hour show also went on to describe how an actual zombie apocalypse could happen and how close we are to it actually happening!  Science may have already invented viruses that can bring on zombie like symptoms.  The show also mentioned several natural viruses that can be considered zombie like plagues if they ever came to infect humans.  Some of these natural born killers are Mad Cow Disease and the infectious Prion Disease.  Both viruses could start a chain reaction of zombie like behavior if ever released into the human population!

Scary stuff.  Many consider a zombie outbreak to be unthinkable, but the notoriety has even been discussed in the highest levels of our government, including a new promotion by the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta.  The CDC came up with a program to help bring situational awareness and survival to Americans by capitalizing on this new uprising in zombie popularity.  The CDC states what most zombie websites and forums have been saying for years…if you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, you will be prepared for any type of survival situation.  Natural disasters, civil up rise, economic collapse…nothing is worse that the undead walking the earth looking for a fresh meal at your expense!  You can read more about Zombie Preparedness 101 on the CDC’s official blog here: CDC Blog

With all this zombie popularity, there is also a lot of haters that are going to be hating!  I’ve seen a lot of folks criticize the above mentioned sources for their playing into the zombie mythology.  Some say that they are wasting money and resources on these promotions and others say that they are lowering their standards by advertising products with a comic book approach.  Personally, I say BULLSHIT!  One of the best ways to advertise a product or to promote your word is to use popular fads. Although the zombie mythology has been around since the late 60′s this current popularity spike is a fad.  It has been building ever since 9/11 2001.  Half of all zombie related movies and books have been produced since the attacks on 9/11.  That really says a lot about why people embrace the zombie mythology.  It is a way of expressing fear and outrage against a fictional enemy.  With current events getting more and more discouraging, fighting hordes of the undead actually seems appealing.  I have nothing but admiration for these companies stepping up and embracing zombie popularity, even if it is to make money.  Hey, this society is based on companies selling shit to us!  So, quit complaining and get out there and buy something!

Several years ago, I started something that is bigger than I even knew when I created the a simple logo for the Pennsylvania Zombie Response Team!  In the

Pennsylvania Zombie Response Team

past several years, the logo spawned into a forum called PAZRT.com that now has well over 1,000 members.  The forum also hosts a Facebook group of the same name that has over 10,000 fans!  That’s pretty impressive for a local website focused on the zombie mythology.  Why, you ask?  I think it is because Pennsylvania is ground zero for the entire zombie genre.  George Romero started everything with a little low budget film shot in Western PA called Night of the Living Dead.  That was released in 1968 and zombie popularity has been growing ever since.  PA has been refereed to the front lines in the battle against the undead.  So it is only natural that PAZRT.com has become so popular and I am certain that it will continue to grow in popularity.  We currently have members from all over Pennsylvania as well as National and International chapters.  I’m willing to bet that Mr. Romero himself is a member of the either the forum or the Facebook page!

My advice to all those that find this new found zombie popularity ridiculous or stupid?  Get down of your high horse and live a little!  Zombies are here to stay and if everything goes right, they will continue to be just mythology.  If things go south and the government releases zombie toxins into the water supply by accident (or on purpose…) then we will have a common ground to ban together and help protect the human race LIKE A MOFO!